Unique Staycation on Miami’s Biscayne Bay



It’s that ugly word no one likes to take ownership of. It can conjure up irrational feelings of jealousy, delusions, and paranoia. Anxiety can show up unannounced and uninvited. And while there are many ways to soothe your chest of the pain and settle your heart’s frantic beating, does the anxiety ever really go away? That is the frame of mind I was in last week. I was feeling a little less than inspired and bogged down in anxious thoughts.

Do you ever feel weighed down by your day-to-day responsibilities, worries, and fears?

Sustainable Miami

One of the things I miss the most about my previous job, besides the smell of freshly sharpened pencils, is teaching science. I used to absolutely love exposing children to rotting plants and going off on tangents about how we needed to find ways to live sustainably. You would be surprised how many 4th graders in the inner-city had never planted their own seeds. Surprisingly, since I began exploring Miami more deeply, I have found that we are emerging as a sustainable city. If you don’t believe me, let me tell you about three amazing projects happening right now in some of the most unexpected places.

Food Tour Miami

I love a good story, especially when that story comes with the disclaimer “based on real events”, that is the butter on the popcorn.

Enter Faruk Bishevac of Food Tours in Miami, a true Miami researcher and semi-historian in his own right. Armed with old photographs of Miami Beach, connections to the yummiest local spots, and enough knowledge of South Beach’s History to stump even the nosiest busybody most curious tourist, Faruk walked us through the Art Deco lined streets and truly lectured on this food tour. Taking breaks in between multi-cultural meals and clever photo ops, we ended up tasting foods from four different countries which have influenced Miami’s cuisine at five of South Beach’s best restaurants.

Here were my top five moments on the tour:

It’s that time of year when that warm breeze brings in the smell of toxic spray paint and the white tents start adorning our Miami Skyline. Art Basel 2015, its consequent art related events, and satellite fairs, promise to be an amazing opportunity for personal growth. And, as always the art promises to inspire. When done right, Art Week in Miami can set in motion enough inspiration to fuel your creativity well into next year. However, aging past my 20s and the naïveté of the past, I am well aware that I am no longer the artsy bohemian girl from my college days. With maturity comes a refined taste in art and art-inspired events. If, like me, you are just beginning to accept this paradigm shift in your own culture without forgoing on this quintessential week in Miami’s culture, then what follows is a comprehensive list of tips for surviving Miami Art Week during Art Basel (bah-zil) even in your thirties.

  1. If you can’t stand the heatThe fact is, artists have always been known to travel less conventional roads in order to push the limits of art as we know it. Miami Art Week is the annual culmination of year-long button pushing. If you are easily offended, squeamish, or overly conservative then you may find that many of the artists will challenge you to come out of your comfort zone. If it gets to be too unbearable, simply walk away. You need not stand in front of a live art performance piece rolling your eyes bringing everyone down with your intolerance, just move on and take your judgmental glares with you.
  1. Reserve your critiques and commentaries for your partner, blog, or self. You may not realize that an artist is within an earshot of you when you decide to compare a work of art to your toddler’s affinity for playing with their own feces. Part of your narrow artistic vision may stem from the fact that you have become so impatient with your own child’s unsolicited works of art that it may have affected your threshold for questionably abstract pieces. This does not give you permission to trash others’ artistic expressions the way you do your child’s. Instead, be mindful that art enthusiasts will surround you and most do not appreciate being belittled. And if you are the artist, take those opinions with a grain of salt on the brim of a carefully crafted complimentary cocktail, and indulge in this expertly curated experience.
  1. Up your fashion game. This one is hard for me, as you may have read about here and here. However, most people in Miami who aren’t as challenged as I am in this department recognize that fashion is one of the oldest art forms. In fact, many of the events in and around Art Basel are fashion related and there are going to be plenty of photo ops. Stick to solids so that in photographs you are not an eyesore that can eventually be edited out. Think about ways you can enhance the art instead of compete with it and then intentionally dress accordingly.
  1. When in doubt, accessorize with intellect. If you find that the advice above is a tough pill to swallow then just stick to the basics. Wear black, comfortable flats, and be so charming no one will care what you are wearing. Oftentimes we forget that with age comes experience. By the time you hit your thirties, you have gained enough experience in these social interactions to compensate for the areas in which you lack. So, keep the attire simple, and the conversations complex. Don’t be afraid to own up to your opinions about the use of color in that mural or the amount of movement in a certain piece. Wear confidence, and wear it brilliantly.
  1. Have fun. The Wynwoodites can fool you into thinking you must be serious and dark about all things at all times. But that’s not what Art Week in Miami is about at all. If you misquote your art history textbooks because you haven’t been inside a gallery since your college days, don’t fret. Smile it off. Chances are the people around you will be so ebullient from the complimentary cocktails and the music blaring so loudly, they won’t even have noticed. Instead dance to your own beat and create your own opportunities for beauty and art.

The fun officially begins Dec. 3, 2015 and runs through the weekend. I hope this post inspires you to attend as many art related events this week as your heart desires, rather than staying home out of fear of having a mid-week existential crisis.

Carta a un expatriado venezolano en Miami

Estimado expatriado venezolano recién llegado a Miami,
Ayer te vi. Te vi en el estadio de los Marlins, asistiendo al evento del día de herencia Venezolana. Tú no me reconociste y no te culpo. Tengo que admitir que, a veces, ni yo me reconozco. Pero, hagamos memoria a ver si te acuerdas y como cada gran historia…comenzaremos desde el principio.